Adrian employs his master's degree in mathematics during shows to calculate LPMs (laughs per minute) on-the-fly. He uses the results to develop algorithms which subsequently govern the precise combination of nouns, verbs, adjectives and subjects required in each sentence he utters to produce the greatest return (relating to perceived hilarity). He engages in this endeavor to help support his wife and kids because teaching pays so well. Adrian's presence in the United States is legal and documented.

See Grandma? I told you!! I AM IN A SHOW! A BIG fancy show ... with lights and everything! They let me be in the show and I didn't have to make sandwiches or anything. The audience people laugh and clap when I am in the show. Sometimes I laugh and clap too - but I am not supposed to.

John began his performance career as a musician, continued as an actor, and is now producer and director of Impulse Theater. His rare appearances on stage are a thing of beauty - truly something to behold. [Editor's note: John was the only actor permitted to write his own bio.]

Liberty attended the prestigious American Musical and Dramatic Academy in New York after which she toured the USA with the Manhattan Dance Project. Her climb to fame continued with her ascension to finalist on the original TV reality show "Pop Stars," but took a turn for the worse with an appearance on "Busted on Animal Planet." In a completely unrelated (albeit traumatic) incident, a chicken once pooped on her head. Libby now performs at Impulse in a therapeutic capacity.

Marshall is an aspiring motion picture writer/actor/director/editor currently pursuing his film degree. If his left calf looks familiar to you it's probably because you saw the trailer park commercial (aired in 1995) in which that specific part of his anatomy appeared. Known as "Maverick" to himself, Marshall is a reformed mullet wearer who confesses a man-crush on Tom Cruise and claims to share a birthday with Suri (Tom's child).

Ben Skigen is Impulse Theater's technical geek . Put it this way, if Impulse Theater were the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Ben would be Donatello. When not at Impulse, Ben spends most of his time managing and building websites*. Due to his day job, Ben also has an incredible breadth of knowledge when it comes to power tools. He enjoys spending spare time with his wife, his poodle and his iPhone.

*including this one

Chris is a whack-a-mole-like attention hog. We kick him out of the sound booth and he pops up on stage. We kick him off stage and he pops up in the sound booth. We kick him out of the theater and he pops up on other Denver area stages. "Daddy needs his juice," is his only explanation. Chris claims to have created a new English vernacular by adding the suffix "skies" to the majority of his vocabulary. It's endearing in an annoying kind of way.

Sara graduated from the University of Northern Colorado with a degree in acting and has danced ballet professionally. This education is invaluable at her day job (cocktailing at Maggiano's Little Italy) where she gracefully delivers drinks to people she's pretending to like. Don't worry, when you see her there she won't be pretending - she'll really like you.